Why do pirates make prisoners walk the plank instead of throwing them overboard?
With pirates nothing is as it seems. Some may state pirates were malevolent anarchistic men who rode the seas to cause havoc and hinder vessels of safe passage. Embarrassingly theses are nothing but false polemics with the true identity of all pirates hidden. When I first viewed the sacred text of true piracy, I was enamored by the beauty and care pirates put into their lives work. When non believers view the texts it is incomprehensible, for only a true pirate is capable of such splendor. The pithy arguments scholars today claim to be true are nothing but pious lies passed down from centuries. The truth… from the periphery of history I will tell you. From the start of time there has been a secret group called the Hamala Hookah. Their existence can date back all the way to Stonewall the Bolder who founded the organization. Over the years the Hamala Hookah gathered followers in secret to complete their collective common goal. The initiation was in secret held on the bow of sailing vessels, and rightly cautioned with a spy detecting method. The initiated would be forced to the now called “Plank” to be pushed off. Spies would run in fear and try to escape, often being pushed off and left to die at sea. But initiates with true zeal would without a second thought walk over the plank to be pulled into the ship again and made a member.
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